Gaston:
*gives curious look and moves finger up and down* This.

Me:
I'm dressed as you today.

Gaston:
This. I approve.

Me:
*walks over for picture and gives hug*

Gaston:
You know, red is only my second favourite color.

Me:
Oh really? What's your first?

Gaston:
Reflective. That way I can see myself. Just like a mirror. Mirrors love me, though I'm sure you know that.

Me:
Of course. I am you today.

Gaston:
*gives approving nod*

We pose for our pictures. I give him another hug.

Gaston:
*Waves finger again and gives me a thumbs up* You can go sit in my chair. I like you.

Me:
*thanks him and can't help smiling like an idiot as I leave*

Me:
Gaston and I are best friends now. We would be married cuz he would marry himself and I am him today so...

My friend:
*shakes head and pats shoulder* Whatever you say.